come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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