So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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