dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
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