yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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