worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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