Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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