i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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