grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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