I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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