Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Randomize
