babies were throwing up all over the place
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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