drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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