I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
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