Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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