Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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