We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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