are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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