I think scott just propositioned me for sex
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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