its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
