I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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