spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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