What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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