I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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