i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
