Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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