Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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