stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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