Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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