So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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