How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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