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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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