Soap is not a condiment
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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