So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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