Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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