Well apparently he's into motor boating.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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