Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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