somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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