I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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