You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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