You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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