You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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