Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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