How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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