let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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