Me too!
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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