This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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