Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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