sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Do plants get herpes?
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