It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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