i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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