Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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