Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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