his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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