I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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