i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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