Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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